Originally Posted By nickdrake

Swear in French,"Oh, merde!"

definatalie:

jemimalovesbigted:

nickdrake:

Swear in French

“Oh, merde!”, Oh, shit!
“Va te faire foutre, trouduc” , Fuck off, asshole
“fils de salope,” “Son of a Bitch”
(C’est des) conneries! (This is) bullshit!
Batard, Bastard
Casse toi!, Piss Off
Connard, Idiot
Debile, Idiot
Encul , Faggot!
Enculer une mouche, go fuck a fly
Fils de pute, Son of a bitch
Fils de salope, Son of bitch
Fous le camp, fuck off
J’ai envie de chier ,I want to shit
J’en ai rien ? foutre ,I don’t give a fuck
Je t’emmerde! ,Screw you!
Je vais te baiser., I’ll fuck you
L?chez mon clito ,Lick my clit
L?chez mon cul, Lick my ass
La putain de ta race, Whore of your race
Mais qui diable ?tes-vous?, Who the hell are you
Merdi! ,Shit
N’exag?re pas!, Don’t push it!
Nique ta m?re, Fuck your mother
Petite pute, Little whore
Quel tar?!, What a nerd!
Sacre bleu, oh my god!
Salaud!, Bastard!
Salope, Bitch
Ta gueule , Shut up
Ta mere la pute, Your mum’s a whore
Ta mere suce des bites en enfer, Your mother sucks cock in hell
Truie, Slut
Tu d?connes ou quoi?, Are you crazy
Tu d?lires!?, Are you crazy!
Tu et un ane , Your a jackass.
Va t’empaler encule, Go fuck yourself
Viens m’enculer , Fuck me
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?, Will you go to bed with me?
Vous ?tes (des) malades!, You people are sick!
Vous les vousco chez avec moi?, Will you sleep with me?
baise toi , fuck you
jouir, cum
le con, la conasse, la chatte cunt
manges la merde, eat shit
maudite vache, asshole/bitch/etc
mon dieu, My God!
putain, pute, whore
pute, bitch
tu m`emmerdes!, Fuck yourself!
va te faire foutre, go fuck yourself
vas faire foutre a la vache , go fuck a cow.
vas te faire enculi, fuck you
Ãa craint!, It sucks!

Swearing in French is like wiping your arse with silk…

Reblogging this for @nicholasperkins because he likes pretending he knows other languages :P

i have been thinking that i’ve been saying ‘fuck’ too much lately…

wishlist

1. that honesty did not increase with amount of alcohol imbibed.

2. that the aforementioned alcohol-fueled honesty was real, and not just… alcohol-fueled ‘honesty’.

3. that i didn’t attempt to give anyone directions, ever.

4. that i was less prone to foolin’ myself.

i am a blazer-wearing waif. who even makes this kind of face in photos?

i am a blazer-wearing waif. who even makes this kind of face in photos?

sometimes all i want to say is this:

fuck my pointless, pointless life.

so, what’s up?

so, what’s up?

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